Knickers!

Now ladies, and gentlemen of course, we all wear em, some more than most I suppose; I am referring to the undergarment of KNICKERS!

I recently found that for the majority of the day I find myself trying to locate my knickers from the crack of my ass! Now this may sound crude but in all honesty, I'm really thinking of not bothering to actually put my legs through the bits where they need to go but actually put them where they intend to spend most of the day!