Pictionary with the Boss

Had a meeting today with the big boss. He decides to demonstrate his vision by drawing a map of the UK. Upon him starting to draw the board, I commence shouting out "A ghost....Casper....a cake....a face" whilst he is doing his best impression of Tony Hart. Needless to say he didn't find it funny and I had to leave the room in a fit of hysterics!

Driving Miss Arlene

Driving along thinking to myself "O my back window looks clean"...drive a little further to realise that my boot is in fact open!!

Don't know what was funnier, me giving fellow drivers dirty looks as if to say "And why didn't anyone tell me that MY boot was open" or them looking at me thinking "Woman driver?!"

Knickers!

Now ladies, and gentlemen of course, we all wear em, some more than most I suppose; I am referring to the undergarment of KNICKERS!

I recently found that for the majority of the day I find myself trying to locate my knickers from the crack of my ass! Now this may sound crude but in all honesty, I'm really thinking of not bothering to actually put my legs through the bits where they need to go but actually put them where they intend to spend most of the day!